Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.71,0:00:00.35,*Default,NTP,0,0,0,,5

Number five is number one. Number seven is number two.

第五集排第一 七集第二

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Number three and number four are tied for number three.

三四两集在一起，排第三

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What are you talking about?

你在说什么？

Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:10.56,*Default,NTP,0,0,0,,

I′m ranking my favorite Movies.

我最得意的片子：速度与激情

Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.59,0:00:12.70,*Default,NTP,0,0,0,,

You said you wanted to know who I am,

你说你想知道我是谁？

Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.73,0:00:13.86,*Default,NTP,0,0,0,,

and this is the best way to get to know me.

这就是了解我的最好方式

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No, it isn′t.

这可不是。

Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.83,0:00:17.90,*Default,NTP,0,0,0,,

You could tell me your real name, for starters.

想参赛，告知你的真名实姓

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My name is Jason Mendoza.

我叫杰斯 门达萨

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I′m from Florida.

弗罗里达来的。

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And I′m a professional amateur DJ.

我做流行乐主持人，但不是专职的。

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And is, uh, that a family member?

这样啊，还没有入行？

Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.51,0:00:28.24,*Default,NTP,0,0,0,

I wish. That′s Ariana Grande,

我想的，就是艾莉娜 格兰德

Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.28,0:00:30.75,*Default,NTP,0,0,0,,

the sexiest woman alive.

活力四射的最性感女郎

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You wish that you were related to a woman you want to have sex with.

想和交媾的女人联系了。

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You know what? It′d be one thing if you just weren′t a Buddhist monk,

不想当和尚就不能没这事儿，你不明白？

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but you′re barely even a regular, functioning person.

可你是个十足的守规矩，能干事的人。

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How did you get here?

怎么来这儿的？

Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.66,0:00:46.16,*Default,NTP,0,0,0,,

I don′t know, but, please, dawg, you can′t tell Michael about me.

1.不知道，喂，你这家伙

2.可别对米歇尔提到我

Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.20,0:00:49.26,*Default,NTP,0,0,0,

You have some nerve asking me for favors

发神经啊，让我帮你!

Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.30,0:00:51.90,*Default,NTP,0,0,0,,

when you have spent weeks deceiving me, making a fool out of me,

费劲周折算计我，当我傻呀。

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and bringing snack food into my house.

弄点儿快餐就打发了。

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Disgusting.

恶心。

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Oh, Ariana, we′re really in it now.

哦，艾丽娅那 我们真的入戏了

Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.39,0:00:13.66,*Default,NTP,0,0,0,,

Shawn, the judge, could show up at any moment,

（导演）

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so we need to have a rock-solid argument

毫无疑义，进入正题吧。

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for why Fake Eleanor should not be sent to the Bad Place.

问题是菲克伊利诺为何不应进“坏地方”

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- Should be fun. - That′s the spirit!

挺有意思，是种精神吧。

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Don′t even think about the fact that

根本不用考虑这种事

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our slightest misstep could cause Fake Eleanor

我们稍不小心，

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to suffer for eternity.

既会使伊利诺永远痛苦不堪

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That′s all I′m thinking about now.

现在我想的就是这些。

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Yep, shouldn′t have said that. Regretted it immediately.

1.是的，不要提那些事

2.立刻为刚才的话道歉

Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.41,0:00:33.64,*Default,NTP,0,0,0,

Bambadjan was a human rights advocate,

布巴蒂安是个人权主义者

Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.68,0:00:37.38,*Default,NTP,0,0,0,,

so he and Real Eleanor will build a sort of legal argument.

1.于是他和里尔 伊利诺

2.建立了一种法律议题。

Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.41,0:00:39.98,*Default,NTP,0,0,0,,

Um, ahem, could you please just say "Eleanor,"

嗯，请问你才提到的“伊利诺”

Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.00,0:00:43.45,*Default,NTP,0,0,0,,

and maybe point to whichever one of us you′re addressing?

是我俩人中，总有一人在对谁示好吗？

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Well, actually, the fake/real distinction helps me.

不错，实际上菲克-利尔的卓越性帮了我

Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.92,0:00:48.00,*Default,NTP,0,0,0,,

Oh, does it, Bambadjan?

哦，是这样吗？巴姆巴迪安。

Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.66,0:00:52.00,*Default,NTP,0,0,0,,

Now, I know a fair amount about your time on Earth.

1.我知道你的存在

2.究竟有多大分量了。

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Why don′t you tell me about your time here?

1.为何不告知我

2.你在此地的时刻？

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Anything that might help your case.

那些有助于你的事。

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Well, in the first 24 hours, I caused the world to erupt into chaos,

1.啊，第一天，

2.我搅得世界突发混乱

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and then I caused a garbage storm.

接着造了一场垃圾风暴。

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It was kind of a rough start,

这还只是个粗略开始。

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but things calmed down after Chidi started helping me learn about

1.但是奇德教会我懂得了伦理

2.一切就平息了

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Okay, tell me about that.

好啊，给我说说。

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Well, I studied with Chidi every day,

我那时每天和奇德学习。

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and then Chidi got sick of me,

后来奇德厌烦我了。

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so I did some nice stuff to make him feel better.

1.我做了一些很好东西给他

2.使他感觉好了一些

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And later, I confessed because Chidi was being tortured by guilt,

1.后来，我知道

2.奇德是因内疚饱受折磨

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and I just felt awful seeing his little, nerdy face all contorted.

1.看到他的狭小完全扭曲的脸

2.我只感到厌恶

Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.00,0:00:29.00,*Default,NTP,0,0,0,

Oh, Eleanor, I have a stomachache because of what you did.

哦，伊利诺，你的作为真闹心呢。

Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.37,0:00:32.15,*Default,NTP,0,0,0,,

He is such a dork.

他就是那么个笨蛋

Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.00,0:00:37.74,*Default,NTP,0,0,0,,

You know, a lot of death row inmates feel regret

1.要知道，很多死囚室里的囚犯

2.都会有愧疚感

Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.77,0:00:42.95,*Default,NTP,0,0,0,,

about things they never said... admission of guilt or anger... or love.

1.所有的罪行，他们从来不说

2.也不认罪，不表示愤怒或是爱

Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.38,0:00:47.00,*Default,NTP,0,0,0,,

Are you making a move on me?

你要对我做出什么行动吗。

Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.00,0:00:48.92,*Default,NTP,0,0,0,,

It′s fine...

1.不错。

I just didn′t see it coming.

我不想这种事发生的

Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.95,0:00:53.29,*Default,NTP,0,0,0,,

Uh, well, hooking up with someone with the exact same name,

1.好啊，用精确的同名

2.和某个人连起来。

Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.29,0:00:55.92,*Default,NTP,0,0,0,,

it is kind of a fun, narcissistic fantasy...

真滑稽，自我陶醉的幻觉

Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.96,0:00:58.18,*Default,NTP,0,0,0,

- No, no, Eleanor, I... I′m talking... - I could be into it.

不不，伊利诺，我-我是说-我能深入进去。

Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.20,0:00:59.96,*Default,NTP,0,0,0,,

Mm, no, I′m talking about you and Chidi.

嗯，是的，我在说你和齐迪。

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